...has begun!

Of course, they're invisible tags.

Well. Naturally!

"I would, but there's a lizard in my bathtub."

"Unloose my salamander, you shoeless hound!"

( What utter nonsense! )

My massage chair and I are getting married, and we don't care what you think!

We are in love, and we are going to be happy!

I thought I could stand the guilt, and I tried to stand it for almost a full minute, but I just can't stand it anymore.

I lied, and I'm sorry.

The bitter, ugly, shameful truth is this: I have no gum. I don't even chew gum anymore. And I haven't for a very long time.

I'll understand if you feel the need to glare at me in effigy.

I will not use the quick update form to type the song lyrics running through my head and POST them ( Read more... )

Because I need to bring something here from the mac. Oh, caaaaaaaaaaaable? Where are you? Please come here! I have chocolate... and, um, electrical impulses. Yummy electrical impulses!

Slashdot made me do it. They did! And I don't even read slashdot.

(There, I said it.)

My point being, *I love Dinosaur Comics so much OMG hearts puppies ponies squid ( Read more... )

To my Internet Compatriots, wherever you may be:

Actually, I've got nothing else. I just felt like using the word "compatriots" today. Thank you for bearing with me. It won't happen again.

Note to self: Don't post sleepy.